hyperfixations (9/29-10/3)

didn’t pilot the EVA all week

(there’s a pair of ones SCREAMING to be destroyed)

been playing

Batman: Arkham City

(this nigga Bruce got TRAUMA)

reading

a

book

about

taxes

(it’s as boring as it sounds)

i washed out my

“satchel”

(the water looked otherworldly)

i forgot

Q-Less

was hiding in there

so

i been playing that again

i

HONESTLY

haven't been doing much

i think i might have only

“whacked it”

six times

(…WHO EVEN AM I...)

i’ve actually been sleeping

A LOT

(i been psychologically busy AS FUCK)

SO

ONES O’ MEDIA

(i’m ready edition)

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER

started watching this

“randomly”

on

friday

(i needed something to carry me to monday)

it was between this

OG Naruto

and

YuYu Hakusho

(i didn’t have the energy for only subtitles)

i forgot how important this show is to me

(it’s like 30% of my personality)

i remember watching the

first episode

as a

child

and being

FLOORED

(if i had the ability to cum i would have)

that shit

WASHED

CODE LYOKO

(which is insane because I LOVE CODE LYOKO)

so it’s literally been

21 years

of me being

OBSESSED

with

Aang and the gang

(it’s my favorite animated “motley crew”)

i know

Y’ALL PROBABLY THINK

that

I THINK

i’m

Aang

(FULLY)

but i don’t

(i promise i don’t have a god complex…i’m just AUTISTIC)

in all reality

i’m most like

Toph

(heavily relying on my senses to survive)

“you’re not supposed to be doing that you’re disabled nobility”

(…don’t tell me how to live my life…)

also

my parents

STILL

have no idea

i’m this good of an

“earth bender”

(on some skate shit i taught myself how to metal bend…YEARS AGO)

if not

Katara

(the group healer and YOUR WIFE)

sadly

i'm also a

“bloodbender”

(i try my hardest to not use forbidden techniques)

obviously

i relate to

Aang

(i’m literally twinkle toes)

“when the world needed them most…they vanished”

(you know EXACTLY where to find me)

i don’t know how i was able to

“master all 4 elements”

(SKATE…BRAIN…BIKE…PENIS)

but it’s as

isolating

as it is

rad

(i wouldn’t trade it for the world)

oh and

Uncle Iroh

(i can’t wait to be old)

a

reformed

lover of war

turned

lover of assorted teas

(and the female form)

“you came up with that ancient wisdom by yourself ??”

(i think so????)

“nOt SokKA or ZUko??”

i’m

traumatized

not

pathetic

(and i mean that with love)

watching it as an

“adult”

(understanding why nostalgia was classified as psychosis)

is crazy

there are jokes

that as a kid

“flew over my head”

(i had yet to reach the depths of depression)

but as an adult had me

belly laughing

(even when i wasn’t paying attention)

my favorite episodes are

“Appa’s Lost Days”

(you don’t need words when you can feel the pain)

and

“The Cave of Two Lovers”

(SECRET TUNNEL!!!)

and

the last episode

obvi

(AANG GOT MFING HANDS)

i’m so excited we’re getting more from the

AVATARVERSE

(not James Cameron’s … that one can die)

even if i am a bit

“iffy”

(i’m not a loser so i’m going to trust the process)

on the

“art style”

of the new show

(the voice cast better go crazy)

also

since we’re doing this

it has to be said

…

i’ve had the

PHATEST CRUSH

on

Azula

since i was like

9

they gave her

blue flames

and a

MASSIVE

mouth

("Sch...wing!")

“what is your thing with psychotic bitches?!?”

honestly

i don’t know

but

i do know

it’s

“fixable”

(a big dick and some TLC can fix just about anything)

i promise

it’s just the

“environment”

(if you only know war…peace feels violent)

☢︎