hyperfixations (4/6-4/10/26)

didn't pilot the EVA all week

(the aerial view of me tweaking must be nuts)

saw

The Drama

(I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS)

BUT

AS TO NOT

SPOIL IT

(this time i actually mean it...it's fucking good)

I'LL JUST SAY

I LOVE

ZENDAYA

PLAYING

"NEURODIVERGENT"

(dramatic)

AND

CAN'T GET ENOUGH

OF

ROBERT PATTINSON

PLAYING

"A PUSSY"

(he's strangely good at it)

ALSO

some of my all-time favorite

snaggletooth baddies

are in it

(OHHHH SO VERY YUMMY)

4/5

(my wedding is gonna slap)

i still don't have

a TV

yet

(OR A PROJECTOR)

and there's

ABSOLUTE PEAK

i'm holding off on watching

(i'm cucking myself in the hopes of sweet release)

I REFUSE

to

DISREPECT THEM

by watching them

ON MY BELLY

(a spot reserved for night juices)

the

Scrubs Reboot

(the episodes i did watch were perfect)

the boys

season 5

(please land the plane ya cunts)

THE FUCKING

MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE REBOOT

(PEAK NOSTOLGIA)

SO

it'll be

kinda slow

until i get that

sorted out

(more than likely within the next week or two)

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(dream girl edition)

STELLAR BLADE

OKAY SO

picking up from where we last left off

...i was about to cum my pants...

(respectfully)

SO

i'm here to inform you

...it got worse...

(LIKE WAY WORSE)

in an effort to be

"conservative"

(trying to not fight off a boner for the next 15 hours)

i put this bitch in

a sweater dress

thigh high socks

and

some cunty glasses

(wish fulfillment)

thinking it would get rid of

"the urges"

(the primal need to cum in peak)

BUT

it ended up

"backfiring"

(...obviously..)

because i

LITERALLY

turned this bitch into

MY DREAM GIRL

(this could have easily been a blow up doll sim)

forcing me to confront

"reality"

(realizing i could have that on my couch if i wasn't so lazy)

BUT AGAIN

this game is

SO DAMN GOOD

i was able to

"SUPRESS THE URGES"

(I DIDN'T WHACK IT ONCE)

"wE gEt iT sHe'S bAD...DiD yoU FiNisH It?!?"

...NO...

(BUT I HAVE MY REASONS)

i'm on

the second to last fight

of

the last level

(my baby is KICKING ASS)

i've literally been

throwing runs on purpose

because

...i don't want it to end...

(i'm so unbelievably in love with this game)

there's

A MILLION REASONS

why a lazy gamer like me

should hate this game

(it could have been so annoying)

it's difficult

it's parry based

and

the story is kinda transparent

the odd part is

those are the same reasons

i love this game so much

(literally why i'm having a hard time finishing it)

it's difficult

(as fuck)

yes

but when i die

i don't really feel like i got slighted

(it's usually because i'm rushing or not paying attention)

i just

respawn

and

run my pretty little ass

back into danger

(like a good girl)

it's parry based

(my least favorite mechanic)

in any other game

thats literally the

kill shot for me

(for a person with rhythm i'm shit at parrying)

most games

where

the parry mechanic

is

the whole game

(i.e SEKEIRO...LIES OF P... SIFU)

I'M

DOG SHIT

(i'm usually forced to just get good at dodging or stack HP)

BUT

FOR SOME REASON

IN THIS GAME

I'M DECENT

i think it's like

more forgiving

(or at least the punishment for being shit isn't as bad)

the story is kinda transparent

(especially if you're an autistic freak irl)

BUT

even with a story that isn't fucking

PERSONA

(3...4 OR 5)

my quest log

STILL LOOKS LIKE THIS

EVE & I

are so

freakishly similar

(an android and an angel)

i found myself

HAPPILY DOING MOST OF THE SIDE QUESTS

(i had to make the town love my freakishly hot autistic ass)

A SIDEQUEST LITERALLY MADE ME TEAR UP

I REPEAT

A SIDEQUEST LITERALLY MADE ME TEAR UP

(never have i ever had that happen to me)

not to mention

it's like

unbelivably unique

(you can tell the people who made this love video games)

there's moments

when it

FORCES YOU

to play

"cunty Dead Space"

(deserving of it's own game)

i don't really need to finish it

(i'll literally be done by sunday)

TO KNOW IT'S

ONE OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER PLAYED

(easily in the top 10)

ALSO

"...iT kINdA LoOKs LikE ShIT..."

(god forbid i can't render her labia)

i played it on

my steam deck

and the fact that this even works

(something you can't say about most games)

IS LITERALY NOTHING SHORT OF WIZARDRY

(i'll always take playing in bed over graphical fidelity)

A REMINDER

YOUR GAME SHOULD BE PLAYABLE

ON

ALL CURRENT GEN HARDWARE

(i don't understand why that's such an odd request)

ALSO ALSO

it's getting a sequel

so my wish for more time with

EVE

is actually

coming true

(i was about to go through withdrawls)

DO NOT BE AFRAID

to make her

EVEN SLUTTIER

(it's what the people deserve)

☢︎