hyperfixations (5/25-5/29/26)

didn't pilot the EVA all week

(don't take any of this shit for granted)

RIP

MARC JOHNSON

THANK YOU

FOR

GIVING EVERYTHING

(you're one of the reasons shit even still exists)

still been

"busy"

REALLY

FUCKED UP

WEEK

(literally what the fuck)

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(CNTY edition)

FORZA HORIZON 6

a part of my

"lore"

(tastefully oversharing)

is

i'm usually

"the driver"

(glorified chauffeur to a bunch of spoiled brats)

i'm also

LOWKEY

a

"car dork"

(it's the autism in me)

AND

now that i live in

"THE BIG CITY"

(literally the best place on the planet)

i haven’t driven

IN YEARS

(ABOLISH CARS)

SO

PLAYING THIS

REALLY

GOT MY MEAT HARD

(expect an edit soon)

i'm not really

playing the game

how you're

"supposed to"

(i'm in this bitch tweakin')

i'm literally

treating this mfer

like it's

SKATE

(pre-butt fucking)

i was

WONDERING

why it

RAN SO WELL

on the

STEAM DECK

(i generally expect to be disappointed)

only to

COME TO MY SENSES

and

REALIZE

it was made for

THE XBOX

(some wires and a battery)

i knew i was playing

"peak"

(the shit that makes you buy a rig)

when i was

ABSOLUTELY

FUCKING TWEAKIN'

in

DOWNTOWN TOKYO

(PEAK CAR DORK BAIT)

and

as i was

"tweakin'"

(one near miss from cumming)

INTERGALACTIC

BY

THE BEASTIE BOYS

started

BLARING FROM MY LAPTOP

(i literally couldn't stop smiling)

i'm

DOG SHIT

at

RACING GAMES

and i’m

STILL HAVING FUN

(unless i can throw a shell or pop a wheelie i’m ass)

i'll

NEVER FINISH IT

(that's not really the point of the game)

BUT

even in my

"LIMITED TIME"

(i'm finna be tweaking in this bitch for years)

i'd

COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND

if this got

GAME OF THE YEAR

(these mfers literally made Skyrim for car dorks)

☢︎