hyperfixations (september 2026)
didn't pilot the EVA all month
(i said the same thing about "YoUth SoCCeR"...grow up)
CONGRATS
TO THE
USA WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM
FOR BECOMING
FIBA WORLD CHAMPIONS
saw
THE OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
THE WRONG GIRLS
(we love weed...burnt out geniuses and true love too)
and
COYOTE VS ACME
(...that shit made me cry...insane...fuck corporations...)
OBVI
still been
WATCHING FUTBOL
(i'm gonna have to start making "I ā¤ļø..." tees for you mfers)
(you too Georgie Porgie)
played
WAX HEADS
(i miss being a shopkeeper...but you fickle fucks are annoying)
SLAYBLADE
(it's the best and funniest "BeYbLaDe" game ever made)
AND
"CUMMIN' IN THAT DAMN NET"
FINALLY
watched
TOY STORY 5
(they gave...the ipad...ROOT ACCESS...DIABOLICAL)
AND
i still been
"busy"
so
SOMES O' MEDIA
(we edition)
ALSO
since
YOU MFEERS
are
NOSY AS FUCK
(love me to bits)
"HoW U bEEn ?!?"
...honestly...
REALLY FUCKING GOOD
(as strange as that sounds coming from me)
i know people think i'm
"crazy"
(potentially the only sane one left)
but
GENUINELY
i've been having
THE TIME OF MY LIFE
(ALONE...N-WORD FREE)
THANK YOU
FOR
YOUR PATIENCE
(seriously)
"THIS SPACE"
(sleeping regularly)
WILL GET PUT TO GOOD USE
(i pwomise š«¶š¾)
AVATAR LEGENDS
OKAY SO
i'm not coming as a
"GaMe ReVieWeR"
(someone paid to play half the game and give it a 6.5)
i'm coming as a
LIFELONG AVATAR FAN
(but we already know that)
and
EVEN MORE SO
as
A NIGGA WHO LOVES TO THROW HANDS
(FULL STOP)
...that being said...
THIS SHIT
IS
FUCKING PEAK
(and has potential to reach higher heights)
like
REMATCH
(sorry for shitting on yall so hard...it's just so fucking fun)
i saw the trailer
AND SAID:
"OOOF...THIS IS GOING TO CONSUME ME"
(...it has...)
i'm not
"tHe bEsT"
(losing is good for you...it's positive information)
at
FIGHTING GAMES
(i'm just a they/them trying to cause a lil mayhem)
BUT
I DO
LOVE/THEM
(my childhood is one revolving match of Budokai 2)
so to get
A FIGHTER
(that isn't piss fucking easy)
IN
MY FAVORITE WORLD
(HAND FUCKING DRAWN)
THAT DOESN'T
SUCK BISON COCK
(even if the story does)
is
NOTHING SHORT OF A MIRACLE
(i am no cocksucker...but for y'all...anything is possible)
so
THANK YOU
(you can tell these mfers actually love this shit)
IF
MY AZULA
(mommy flame fingers)
GAVE YOU
THE BEATS
(face fucked you to hell)
I'M
GENUINELY SORRY
(i've been waiting 20 years to do that with my wife)
AND IF
MY TOPH
(my earthy foot queen)
GAVE YOU
THE ABSOLUTE BEATS
(foot fucked you to the heavens)
YOU'RE WELCOME
(i've been waiting 20 years to do that with my wife)
BUT
like i said earlier
"IT COULD REACH NEW HEIGHTS"
(with time this could be generational)
so i have two
"SUGGESTIONS"
(me saying "pWeTTy PwEEEaSe" and batting my eyes)
ONE
i want
"MORE CHARACTERS"
(i understand why the roster is so thin...fuck paramount)
TEAM AVATAR
(GROWN AND SEXY)
JET
(AND THE GANG)
KING BUMI
(GIVE ME ROCK CANDY)
MAKO AND BOLIN
(Ć LA ICE CLIMBERS)
UNCLE IROH
(for balance)
TWO
i need a way to
COMMUNICATE
(VERBALLY AND NON-VERBALLY)
OTHER THAN
"THAT"
(the whipcream on my escapism sundae)
I'M
ETERNALLY GRATEFUL
(...keep it up...i'm literally addicted...)
ALSO
IF YOU'VE
BEATEN MY ASS ONLINE
(not as rare as you'd think)
I WAS
EITHER:
TOO HIGH
AND
SLEEPY
TO
GIVE A FUCK
(90% OF THE TIME)
OR
MY KNUCKLES
ARE
WHHHHHISTLING
(mashing every button possible as i get fucked senseless)
as i pray i don't get
"PERFECT'D"
(cucked)
but
NONE OF YOU FUCKS
will
EVER KNOW THE DIFFRENECE
(unless you screen peak)
ALSO ALSO
NO I DON'T USE
SUPER MOVES
(i don't know how)
PLURIBUS
ALRIGHT SO
y'all already know
WHAT THE FUCK GOIN' ON
(thanks for not spoiling...that shit was peak)
so
IN AN ATTEMPT
to not
"SpOiL iT"
(i only do that because i don't have friends to gush with)
i'm only going to talk about
...the first episode...
(it hurts me too...i've watch it twice through...in 2 weeks)
"PLeAsE dO mOrE...wE'Ve BeEn WaiTiNG!!!"
(catch me irl and i got plently to talk about)
for starters
WE LOVE VINCE GILLIGAN
(he's on my shortlist of white men to save in the race war)
i know it's
SUICIDE PREVENTION MONTH
(even if i think the soil wouldn't benefit from you...don't do it)
my goto
CODE OF CONDUCT
for
"APOCALYPTIC SITUATIONS"
(the final piece of shit hitting the fan)
is
USUALLY:
"if there is no oat milk...i'm offing myself"
(the only rational line of thought)
so
THAT MEANS:
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
THE SECOND
someone tells me to
"BOARD UP A WALL"
(cooked behavior)
I'M OUT
(i've played enough nazi zombies)
MAD MAX
as enticing as it is to
SUCK ON TITTIES
BLOW SHIT UP
AND
DRIVE FAST
(a white mans heaven)
unfortunately
I'M OUT
(i deal with enough psychopaths with mommy issues already)
THE CURRENT STATE OF THE WORLD
there's still
OAT MILK
(...for now...)
BUT THIS
SITUATION IN PARTICULAR
IS
"UNIQUE"
(so much oat milk...i might blow my brains out)
AND
depending when
"IT HAPPENS"
(mfers wanting my dick in their mouth more than usual)
i might be in a
"DISHEVELED STATE"
(in a crop top with cum on my tummy)
so unlike
Carol
(me in like 15 years)
WHO GOT
thrusted into
"SAVING THE WORLD"
(talking to the tv and getting a genuine response)
in a fucking
YELLOW LEATHER JACKET
(s-tier box eater behavior)
i'd more than likely
get hurled into heroics
...looking like this...
(glazed and confused)
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