hyperfixations (october 2026)
didn't pilot the EVA all month
(heavily considering never piloting again)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
AND
HAPPY
HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH
(...i'll make prints...)
WORD OF THE MONTH
(what pussies do)
saw
PRIMETIME
WE
LOVE
ROBERT PATTINSON
(IT'S TEAM EDWARD 4L)
AS MUCH AS
(if not more)
WE
HATE
PEDOPHELIA
(IT'S FUCK CHOMOS 4L)
saw
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING
(the misadventures of Yucks the Manipulator)
i'd let
NATHAN FIELDER
film
"THE WEDDING"
(an Oscar worthy cast...regardless of suitor)
saw
WILDWOOD
in
35mm
there were
MOMENTS
where i was
"DEEPLY INVESTED"
(on the verge of tears)
and
HAD TO STOP
and
REMIND MYSELF:
"wait...these are fucking puppets...what the fuck"
(literally insane)
started
CONTROL RESONANT
(it's literal fucking peak...so i'm taking my time)
but i'm
15 HOURS IN
(enough time to cum my pants multiple times)
SO
obvi i have
"OPINIONS"
(when do i not)
you're all
A BUNCH OF SLUTS
(most geniuses are)
it's
ALL MY FAVORITE GAMES
(MIND GAMES...MIND GAMES...MIND GAMES)
IN
MY FAV CITY
(I š«¶š¾ NY)
SO
i'll
GUSH HARDER
when
I FINISH
(yes...i'm in love)
ALSO
would participate in
"THE ORGY"
(office party)
finished
LANTERNS
(i can't wait to be that much of an asshole...justifiably)
ALSO
WE LOVE
10-99 JOHN
(even if he has a loose penis)
SEASON 4
OF
TED LASSO
(beautiful setup...wonderful finish...need more ASAP)
(MEOOOOOWWW)
AND
ABSOLUTELY LOVED
AVATAR: SEVEN HAVENS
(Kappa Mikey type budget...Last Air Bender type script)
randomly watched
BICENTENNIAL MAN
(they really had this nigga in that damn suit)
CONGRATS
to the
BALLON D'OR WINNERS
good job
HARRY
(Tom Brady)
YOU
DESERVE IT
(name the trophy Michael)
PROUD OF YOU
(i wish you would have cried...for dramatic effect)
VERY PROUD
OF YOU TOO
ALEXIA š
(...i'm glad you didn't...)
SO
still been
"BALL WATCHIN' "
(for the most part...this season has been pretty goo)
the
CUM FEUD
at
STAMFORD BRIDGE
(many wives...BALLIN' THE FUCK OUT)
was
LEGENDARY
(can't wait for round 2 at The Emirates)
AND
EL CLASICO
WAS
FUCKING PEAK
still been
"busy"
so
SOMES O' MEDIA
(sora edition)
also
"WhY dOn't yOu...LiKe...GiVe a FuCK?!?"
(i don't have to)
ALSO
DON'T FORGET
TO
FUCKING VOTE
RESKATE
...ALL I'M GOING TO SAY IS...
FUCK EA
(THE LONG WAY)
thank you
DINGO SHENANIGANS
(my hero)
for
"LITERALLY JUST DOING SKATEBOARDING IT'S PROPER CULTURAL JUSTICE"
(giving mfers autonomy)
JUST KNOW
these
"MOTHER FUCKERS"
(the fucks with all the resources yet no hearts or brains)
said
"iT's NoT cOmPaTiBlE WiTh LiNuX"
(LITERALLY BLOW DICK)
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
āWhY dO yOu LiKe HaLLoWeeN sO mUcH?!?ā
(who doesn't?!?)
outside of
"THE OBVIOUS"
(bad bitches...slutty costumes and candy cornā¦š)
and
ME BEING
THE
LITERAL FUCKING WITCH
(so much so i forget)
PERSONALLY
i love it
NOW
because my family
NEVER CELEBRATED HALLOWEEN
(depressisng i know)
SO
there were
NO HORROR FILMS IN MY HOME
(depressisng i know)
SO
for years
"THIS"
(the E.T. money running rampant)
was the
"SCARIEST MOVIE I OWNED"
(horror is subjective)
i'm
AUTISTIC
(look at the life i built)
used to have
NIGHT TERRORS
(why i'm funny)
AND
expereinced
SLEEP PARALYSIS
(composure is earned)
SO
this truly was
"A HORROR FILM"
(it literally rewired my brain)
for my
"CHILD MIND"
(super computer)
yet
"oddly"
(the inevitable)
I FOUND MYSELF
watching it
...oftenā¦
(being this weird was no coincidence)
i think
I LOVED IT
because its very
DREAMLIKE
and
WHIMISICAL
(why i love bitches that smell like cum and white monster)
AND
SCARY AS FUCK
(S-TIER BODY HORROR)
they were really letting
THAT
SPEIL
(da goat)
BERG
(SCALE MODEL SUPREMACY)
PLUS
it's
"AUTISTIC CODED"
(childhood trauma included)
so
DAVID AND I
are literally
1:1
(the nut shit my mom must have seenā¦god bless her)
even if i
WASN'T FULLY AWARE
i was
"A MECHA CHILD"
(what pedophiles pray for)
i was
RAISED
to
NOT BE
a
"FUCKING FREAK"
(no eye rollingā¦no snickeringā¦no fun)
in
"PUBLIC"
(anywhere)
for fear of
"GETTING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON"
(for fear of getting shot out of a cannon)
SO
my entire childhood i
DESPERATELY
wanted to be
"A REAL BOY"
(phychotic)
SO
i spent
20+ YEARS
(why the book is going to slap)
praying to
"THE BLUE FAIRY"
(the american dream)
to make me
"A REAL BOY"
(a walking STD...with an immaculate credit score)
even though i'm
"THE NEW MODEL"
(this cum is HOT)
i was still
PRAYING FOR STUPID SHIT LIKE:
AN
80K A YEAR
OFFICE JOB
(a petri dish for psychopaths)
HEALTH CARE
(a girl can dream)
AND
the abilty to
TREAT YOUR TOUNGE
like a
XYLOPHONE
and not feel
COMPLETELY INSANE AFTER
(something worth 2000 years of prayer)
"wHy'D iT tAkE yOu sO LoNg tO aCtUaLiZe!?!"
(forgive me...i was busy slaying narcs)
CONSCIOUSNESS
is a
JOURNEY
BUT SPECIFICALLY
FOR
AUTISTIC PEOPLE
IT'S A FUCKING
"QUEST"
(20+ year humiliation ritual)
BUT
after many
EGO DEATHS
(there can only be one)
many
VIOLENT FITS OF DEPRESSION
(understandable behavior)
AND
EVEN MORE
SOCIETAL GASLIGHTING
(literally what the fuck)
i've
"TRANSCENDED"
(became your favorite freak)
SO
to now be seen as a
"SUCCESS STORY"
(trauma victim)
is
"JARRING"
(sorry for still being so shy... the firmware is still updating)
TO SAY
THE LEAST
(i can't wait to suck on worthwhile wigglies)
also
WATCHING IT NOW
(pretty much at full power)
this is
YET ANOTHER
insanely
"FUCKED UP"
(1:1 simulation)
"GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE"
(some freak asking me existential questions at breakfast)
ALSO ALSO
i still
CLASSIFY THIS
as a
"HORROR FILM"
(nothing is scarier than the proposition of self-actualization)
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