"the chap in me"

"WhO's wRiTiNg thIs sCRiPt" (i think some bald loser in orthopedics but idk) despite  "FWIFA" (the Make-A-Wish Foundation) exhibiting  "STRANGE BEHAVIOR&

"wHo's WRiTinG tHiS ScRipT?!?" (i think me but idk) unlike the WOMEN'S WRITE UP (y'all bring so much joy to my life)

YOU ALREADY KNOW IT'S "THAT TIME OF THE YEAR" (it crept up on me) SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO WOSO THOTS (spank ass edition) MAN CITY WIN

GIRLIES WE NEED TO TALK  (y'all moving like the dudes…scary shit) SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO WOSO THOTS (CHAOS LEAGUE KICKOFF) NWSL IS BACK after how FUCKING CHAOTIC

“wHY Don’T yOu Do tHiS wEEkLy?!?” the “Mo Salah Debacle” (someone sick of being leeched and strung along) would have gotten me “cancelled” …again… (bruh said the mfer worried