didn't pilot the EVA all week

(…please watch Cars 3...)

REMEMBER

DON'T LET THEM WIN

playing

REMATCH

1V1 MODE

(Y'ALL UNLEASHED A FUCKIN' DEMON)

been

"chillin"

(casually living through insanity)

so

SOMES O' MEDIA

(stupid industry shit edition)

(the frustration)

WONDER MAN

okay so

I LOVED THIS

(they finally made something for real niggas)

for a long time

THE MCU

was getting kinda

"stale"

(5 white guys in tights fighting CGI nostalgia)

BUT THIS

feels like

Birdman

(with like 500% more melanin)

or more accurately

BARRY

(without the mass murder)

there's little to no

"conflict"

(VFX guys earning their keep)

it's literally just

hollywood yip yapping

and

industry tension

(the mfer having powers is literally the B plot)

AND YET

IT STILL GOES CRAZY

(AS FUCK)

like always

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

was

EATING

(WATCH WATCHMEN)

i used to be

A LOT

like

Simon

(having to explain my gifts to the gift-less over dinner)

it fully captures

the

"frustration"

(generational gaslighting)

that comes with being

"different"

(being so quietly powerful it freaks people the fuck out)

BUT NOW

i'm most like

Trevor

(i transcended cynicism so i've become a radical optimist)

BUT

i'm just way less

"pompous"

(rightfully protective of your talent)

about my

"craft"

(it's literally skateboarding...lighten up)

again

I REALLY LOVED IT

(it's like neck and neck with WandaVision)

PLEASE

MARVEL

DO MORE

LIKE THIS

(your audiance is getting more mature...evolve or die...)

(a cunty mess)

THE MOMENT

i need to preface this by saying

I'VE NEVER DONE COKE

(i'm terrifed of being too normal and too productive)

i'm also

not a

"brat"

(thoughtless entitlement truly makes my cum curdle)

BUT

i do be doing

360's

(PHAT ONES)

SO

all of

2024

I WAS

"BUMPIN' THAT"

(360 was easily my most skated to song of that year)

SO

i've been a

silent soldier

of

"the moment"

(that mfer had a "brat summer" for 8 WHOLE SEASONS)

i didn't go to the show when she came to

Brooklyn Paramount

(i literally got groceries across the street while she played)

BUT

i think watching this better suited 

"my role"

as a 

silent soldier

(i would have had a seizure or picked up an addiction)

i think this was

THE ONLY WAY

to document

"the moment"

after

A DECADE OF INDUSTRY GASLIGHTING

(she literally 30 Rock’d super stardom)

making

a mockumentary

about

the stupid industry shit

that comes with

BEING FUCKING ICONIC

(literally an hour and a half worth of it)

after

the album you made

for

 yourself

(the only way to make peak)

accidentally

CONSUMED THE WORLD

is

"fucking mental"

(levels of self awareness that's concering)

there’s like 

Silicon Valley 

level 

character reads

in this

(literally nailing multiple personality types to a cross)

making this must have been 

“cathartic”

(the only way to bookend the weirdest 2 years of your life)

it could have been

a cunty mess

but it's honestly

a cunty masterpiece

(it's unbelievably cheeky)

no rating

it’s really personal

and

in it's own lane

(just like Charli)

BUT

i will say

I ADORED IT

(i didn't think i'd laugh that much and almost cry)

CUNT/5

(i still might go to Ibiza for vacation)

☢︎