didn’t pilot the EVA all week

(i have so many annoying tricks in mind)

been playing

SHREDDERS

(i miss fucking SHREDDING)

beat

Dispatch

(YOU FUCKERS ATE)

that was like

The Walking Dead

(POINT & CLICK PEAK)

ON

FUCKING CRACK

(how’d y’all get my dick hard and melt my heart)

i need more time

with these

“FUCKING IDIOTS”

(all of them)

also

no i didn’t

“get my dick sucked”

(one of my favorite HR violations)

I HAD A FUCKING JOB TO DO

(even if that was the only job i wanted to do)

finished

Stranger Things

(sometimes you gotta land that bitch in the Hudson)

rewatching

Community

(...about a whole lotta shit...)

started playing

Digimon Story: Time Stranger

(this shit finna look like a group home isn't it)

barely left a

5 yard radius

of my

FUCKED FUTON

ALL WEEK

(i need a change of pace but idk what)

just been

"chillin'"

(prepare to interact with a radically different person)

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(muh fucka edition)

(The Original Tweaker™)

MARTY SUPREME

okay so i saw

Marty Supreme

(TWICE)

and

WOW

(some of my FAV RETAIL BANGERS are present)

Josh Safdie

could make a movie about

a fucking rotting apple

and somehow still find a way to have me

anxiously squirming in my seat

(bruh understands tension like a mfer)

"stupidly"

(tradition)

i chugged a

Red Bull 

during

the opening scene

(my favorite HR violation…down to the position)

which ended up being a

TERRIBLE IDEA

(completely worth fidgeting in my chair for half the movie)

it's like

2 ½ HOURS

 of 

PURE

NONSTOP

PING PONG PRODIGY

INDUCED

CHAOS 

(this mfer Marty was The Original Tweaker™)

i guess

(if you aren’t paying fucking attention)

you could consider me

“a dreamer”

(very okay living a stupid life if my life has purpose)

when in all actuality i'm

"a doer"

(i fulfilled most of my dreams...so i can’t still be "a dreamer")

BUT

i only got to this point

because i was

FORCED

to

"DREAM BIG"

(radically achieve my potential because it was my only option)

that being said

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT

(i feel less stupid about how i've spent the last 4 YEARS)

so without

“spoiling it”

(i’m like the last person to see it 🙄)

i’ll just say this:

SOMETIMES

a mfer has to

"look insane"

(self-belief to the point of psychosis)

to

"get shit done"

(terrorize an industry with your "delusions of grandeur")

if i were

100x more manipulative

(and narcissistic)

that literally

be me

(legendary Sales Associate turned legendary Tweaker)

4.5/5

LIL TIMMY FOR PRESIDENT

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(DREAM BIG...muh fucka)

☢︎