didn’t pilot the EVA all week

(been looking at jersey barriers and curbs with lustful eyes)

watched

Your Name.

(…yes i ugly cried before it ended…)

i know yall miss

seeing my face

(sorry for the drought)

so here

(“NO WHHACKIN’ IT”)

“winter is coming”

so i’m

“GOING FUCKING NUTS”

(kooked up inside…doodling and whackin’ it)

so

SOMES O’ MEDIA

(character building edition)

(NAMING NAMES)

DARK MONEY

“WHY NO WORLD SPORTS LATELY?!?”

i’m waiting

(shits hitting the fan and someone has to film it CORRECTLY)

so

in the meantime 

the best thing to do is

EDUCATE YOURSELF

(you can’t be a DUMB FUCK if you’re a practicing GENIUS)

so i read this

(listened to it every night when i couldn’t sleep)

and 

all i have to say is:

FUCK THESE

RACIST FUCKS

FUCK THE

GOP

FUCK THE

KOCH BROTHERS

FUCK THESE 

SPOILED 

RICH 

ENTITLED 

BASTARDS

all these 

“EVIL FUCKS”

want to do is:

protect their exorbitant inheritances

avoid paying taxes

(dollar for dollar the top 1% pays less taxes than the bottom tax bracket)

avoid paying you your worth

and oh yeah

AVOID FUCKING ACCOUNTABILITY

(C.C. the current fucking administration)

capitalists are literally  

“PSYCHOTIC”

(coping with living with the penis of a baby chimpanzee)

there are examples of 

“inhumanity”

(treating people like less than a number on paper)

that would literally

make your blood boil

if you have

62 BILLION DOLLARS 

(more than the GDP of Vermont and Wyoming)

IT'S YOUR

FUCKING JOB

TO

REDISTRIBUTE IT

(LIBERALLY)

BECAUSE THERE’S 

NO WAY IN HELL

(a place you'll know INTIMATLEY)

YOU MAKE THAT MUCH

WITHOUT

EXPLOITING LITERALLY EVERYONE

(INDISCRIMINATELY)

NOT

try to

idk

MANIPULATE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 

so you can legally have:

slaves

no taxes 

(only for the rich)

worse education than 3rd world countries

(literally trying to erase the existence of chattel slavery)

and

the white ethno-state these losers couldn’t handle

(you fucks literally don’t wash your legs…you’re cooked)

S/O

JANE MAYER

(this came out in 2016 and it’s still beyond fucking accurate)

NAMING NAMES

AND 

CALLING THESE FUCKS OUT

(FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A FUCKING BACKBONE)

THANK YOU QUEEN

THESE 

“EVIL FUCKS”

WILL NOT WIN

(kind of an asshole)

COACH CARTER

okay so if i'm remembering correctly

the first time i watched this

i was like

10

and

we had gotten it as a

“barbershop bootleg”

(for $5 you get the movie ,crying babies and ppl getting up to pee)

i really love this movie

because it’s

“REAL AS FUCK”

(mfers don’t understand how much it takes)

also

the cast is

“FUCKED”

(forged in the epochs of time)

MACE WINDU

ASHANTI

MAGIC MIKE

BORICUA

SKEETERS COUSIN

AND

A LOOSE CHEETAH GIRL

(the casting call had to be brutal)

watching it now is

FUNNY

because i think this is my next

“era”

(unfortunately)

“YOU CAN’T COACH…YOU'RE STILL IN YOUR PRIME”

WELL FOR YOUR INFORMATION

mentally

i’m like

50

(if not older)

so

i’ve been

checked out

since i

checked in

(i have no problem watching knowing i can do better)

so if i end up

with

a whistle around my neck

or

my phone buzzing 24/7

(my literal nightmares)

for either

futty

(college and above)

or

skate

(it’s going to be 90% women and fems)

here is what you can expect from

Mx.Johnson

aka

Coach Johnson

(the baddest bitch to ever hold a clipboard)

i’ll

NEVER

make you do

anything

i wouldn’t do

(or join you in doing)

there will be

TONS O’ CONDITIONING

(it builds character…i would know)

there will be a

“uniform”

(standard issue pieces you can rely on not looking stupid in)

i will be kind of an

ASSHOLE

(you all need someone to hate for camaraderie)

BUT

most the time

i’ll be your

BFF

(having fun is higher on my list than winning games)

and lastly

you have to

“keep your grades above a C-”

(if i see a needle i’m shutting everything down)

as the

“serial winner”

(that bitch in every disciple i touch)

TO ME

the classification for

“winning”

(annihilating people both physically and psychologically)

is

if you learned something

or

grew as a person

(literally fuck a trophy)

even though i happen to win

the lead up

(usually)

is riddled with

BULLSHIT

(the shit i don’t talk about would make your head spin)

so if you want to be a

“winner”

(self actualize in style)

you know who to call

also

unlike

Coach Carter

(a legend of the old guard)

Mx. Johnson

uses the word

“nigga”

(LIBERALLY)

☢︎︎