HAPPY

100th ANNIVERSARY

OF

BLACK HISTORY MONTH

(100 years of dropping knowledge and still no reparations)

didn't pilot the EVA all week

(most skate media looks like propaganda to me)

watched

Do the Right Thing

for the first time in mad long

(FIGHT THE POWER AND FUCK YOU)

been

sick

(i forgot how much not being able to eat sucks)

SO

i haven’t been able to do much but

sniffle

and

whack it

(my nose feels like i been on a coke bender)

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(peak edition)

ALSO

i'm taking

"a break"

(i fucking deserve it)

SO

unlike skateboarding

I WILL BE BACK SOON

(i might skate again when it gets warm but we’ll see)

you can expect more

"stupidity"

(literal fucking peak)

MARCH 6th

(i was gonna "GO GHOST" but i realized that's fucked up)

you can still expect your

"wednesday video"

(gotta feed the fiends)

love y'all so much

and

thanks for understanding

(enjoy the swarm 🤭)

("AAAVVVAAAAAA")

CAIRN

okay so i'm

LOWKEY

obsessed with

CLIMBING

(Alex Honnold has really done a number on my psyche)

BUT

for fear of

raising my mother's blood pressure

(more than i already do)

i abstain from

"scratching that itch"

(fighting for my life deep in the anus of a mountain)

shitty joke aside

THIS SHIT IS PEAK

(i'm literally addicted)

this is going to sound

"stupid"

(spitting fucking facts once again)

BUT

it's like

"refined QWOP"

(stay with me)

like

QWOP

once you

understand your limbs

the game turns into

SOME OF THE MOST FUN YOU'VE HAD GAMING

(EVEN IF IT IS FUCKING INFURIATING)

one moment you’re experiencing

“peak”

(basking in the euphoria of completing a difficult pitch)

the next moment

i'm guterally screaming

"AAAVVVAAAAAA"

(in sheer abject horror)

as my grip slips

and

i fall hundreds of feet

(the shit that raises your mother's blood pressure)

it's a lesson in

slow and steady

doesn't only win the race

IT KEEPS YOU FUCKING ALIVE

(Alex's rationalizations for free soloing make complete sense)

ALSO

i love me a good

resourse managment game

(cooking, crafting and climbing my fav)

SO

this is like

everything an

adventurous

autistic

tweaker

like me could ask for

(a hot hooded queer climbing legend with the yuckers out)

you can instantly tell this was made with

"love"

(PEOPLE WHO GEUINELY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CLIMBING)

there's moments as i'm scaling this

MASSIVE MOUNTAIN

and i'm

FORCED

to stop and go

"OH Y'ALL REALLY LOVE THIS SHIT HUH"

(HOW VIDEO GAMES ARE SUPPOSED TO FEEL)

it’s given me

a new found respect for climbers

and

really made me want to go climbing

(WITH A ROPE)

ALSO

"WhY DoN'T YoU jUst gO tO ThE CLIMbiNG GyM?"

(...i'm too hot to do that obviously...)

I KID I KID

but honestly

once i figure out

what neighborhood i'm going to terrorize next

you bet your sweet ass imma be in there

(i think i’m going to be nasty…i love solving problems)

ALSO ALSO

NO I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT YET

(i'm stuck on a difficult section)

BUT

i just wanted to

acknowledge it

because it's been

blowing my fucking mind

(how you're supposed to treat peak)

☢︎