didn't pilot the EVA all week

(...sorry...)

watching

the

wOrLd cUp

(l' apogée)

still

been

"busy"

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(literally edition)

OKAY SO

y’all already know

WHAT'S COMING

(i hate that i have to do this)

BUT

i refuse to

TAINT 

the

wOrLd cUp

write up

(something to heal the world)

with this

BULLSHIT

(fascist fascisting in your face)

so 

"the bbc"

(the only political commentator you want to do porn)

had to

COME OUT

of

RETIREMENT

(AGAIN)

since

EVERYONE

 is

TOO PUSSY TO SAY IT

(i understand y'all are under contract…make ur coin pookie)

I'LL SAY IT

(sorry if this is all over the place…i am very frustrated)

so

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO

(hopefully i won't have to do this much longer)

(FUCKING BEAUTIFUL)

WORLD SPORTS

if 

"THE PWESIDENT"

(a pedophile cult leader)

can call

"THE PWESIDENT OF FWIFA"

(some bald loser in a suit)

AND

AFFECT THE COURSE

of 

THE BIGGEST TOURNAMENT IN THE WORLD

(something that should not happen…EVER)

NOTHING

IS

SACRED

(this is why you fight fascism tooth and nail)

this

MFER SAID:

"i DiDn'T eVEn kNow WhaT a rEd CaRd wAs"

BEING

80 FUCKING

YEARS OLD

(go see Mitch)

it’s not 

"FUNNY HAHA"

(futbol is life to everyone but dickheaded Americans)

it’s

LITERAL FUCKING FASCISM

(Hitler would be very proud of how normal you’ve made it)

SO

for this to

PLAY OUT

LIKE

IT HAS

(ME BEING FUCKING CORRECT...AGAIN)

IS

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

(not even fascism can beat philosophy)

i fell asleep

MID-BUTT FUCKING

(even watching y'all get fucked is boring)

SO

i had to watch

"THE AFTERMATH"

(grown men sobering up from their star spangled delusions)

at 

2:22

in the 

MORNING

via 

YOUTUBE

(like a sane person)

THE COLLECTIVE LOOK

on all the

COMMENTATORS FACES

after the 

"USMNT"

(grossly overpaid scrubs)

"LOST TO BELGIUM"

 (got used like a fleshlight in their own backyard) 

WAS:

"…Lorenzo is gonna make a meal of this…"

(and dessert)

"…YoU sURe hAte ThE uSmNt..."

(to the untrained eye maybe)

BUT

IF YOU

ACTUALLY KNOW BALL

or idk

AREN'T A FUCKING FASCIST

(which is proving to be fewer people than i thought)

YOU'D REALIZE

it's out of

LOVE FOR THE GAME

and 

LOVE FOR MY COUNTRY

(I LOVE AMERICA…I LOVE FUTBOL)

BUT 

I FUCKING HATE

FASCIST FUCKING LOSERS

(waiting on that wire transfer must have felt like an eternity)

AND

I FUCKING HATE

DICKHEAD SCAMMERS

(especially with cum curtains)

SO 

when you add

26

of

AMERICA'S

BLANDEST

"SoCCeR pLaYErS"

(who got shit on by me as a child)

to this

"SHIT SANDWHICH"

(the curent state of America)

SOMEONE

in

"MY POSITION"

(GOATED)

can only 

SPEAK THE TRUTH

(it’s so something like this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN)

i said

WHAT I SAID

(i could have been WAYYYYY meaner)

because 

LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED

(and that was Belgium being fucking kind to you fucks)

HARSH?!?

(ABSOLUTELY)

WRONG?!?

(ABSOLUTELY NOT)

GROWING UP

playing

"SoCCeR"

(and getting ridiculed by family for not playing CTE-BALL)

you start seeing

"CRACKS"

(rich people bitching over Jimmy McNovison's minutes)

THE POLITICS

THE MONEY

and the 

LACK OF FUCKING PHILOSOPHY

(the reason why teams can spread you like a slut)

are what

PLAGUE

the 

USMNT

(outside of these mfers being fucking garbage)

GROWING UP

i was 

COACHED BY:

BRAZILIANS 

ENGLISHMEN

ARGENTINIANS

SPANIARDS

GERMANS

LITERALLY

ANYONE WHO UNDERSTOOD THE GAME

(all fucking nuts but all fucking crazy about futbol)

THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD

TAUGHT ME 

WHAT FUTBOL WAS 

(i truly feel blessed to have received so much love)

AND 

WHEN I LOOK AT THE GAME NOW

(WITHOUT ME)

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE FUTBOL

(or at least not the futbol i was given)

IT LOOKS LIKE 

RAW

UNFETTERED

CAPITALISM

(the reason why a fascist thinks he can have an opinion)

if we continue on this trend of 

LETTING MFERS WITH MONEY

DO 

SAY 

AND 

AFFECT WHATEVER THEY PLEASE

(something that literally makes no sense)

ONE DAY SOON

you will

TURN ON YOUR TV

to watch 

“SoCCeR”

(or whatever bastardized version that it’s devolved into)

to see it's been

BOUGHT AND SOLD

and 

BOUGHT AND SOLD

and

BOUGHT AND SOLD

and

BOUGHT AND SOLD

and

BOUGHT AND SOLD

(how you treat the insignificant)

to the point 

IT'S UNRECONGIZABLE

to everyone

WHO LOVES FUTBOL

(SOMETHING I’M EXPERIENCING NOW)

I SAY

all this

TO SAY:

KEEP YOUR

GREEDY

CHILD FUCKING HANDS

OFF OF

OUR FUTBOL

(the most sacred thing on the planet) 

IT’S TRULY

ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS

THE

WORLD HAS LEFT

(that you haven’t stained with your orange stupidity)

☢︎