didn’t pilot the EVA all week

(whatever board i decide to buy next is getting spray painted)

also

if the

"Annoying Orange"

threatens to put higher

"tariffs"

(political deflection from his pedophilic past...and present)

on

Canada and Mexico

his stupidity

might single-handedly put skateboarding out of business

110 dollars

FOR A DECK

literally eat shit and die

(i might just skate a fucking Mini Logo)

please invade us already

this shit isn’t worth saving

watched

Creature Commandos

i really enjoyed that

weird

monster mash

trauma dump

of a show

DC

really gave

James Gunn

"the back door"

on the first date

THEN MARRIED HIM

(real love)

been playing

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4

it’s peak

(for it’s genre)

it’s the best arcade game

to never touch an arcade cabinet

(there’d be a line wrapped around the block for one machine)

"the robot"

was going to speak

(boy was she cunty)

but reality spoke louder

so she decided to power down

(you’re so lucky i’m actually a sweetheart)

also

that one cost money

like real money

(the “influencer” kind)

finally got my skate. code

(DINKLEBERG)

your days are numbered EA

just wait until my inevitable

Micro Center

shopping spree

been gooning

*lite*

(i think she yearns for guts and uvulas)

consumptive week

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(DC DICK SUCKER EDITION)

(me and who)

SUPERMAN THOTS

James Gunn and i

have a similar

“plight”

(insane levels of projection from dilettantes)

the way some people talk about this movie seems

“loaded”

(“it's peak, but i’m committed to hating them”)

that movie is really fucking good

its

CAMP

(but unbelievably cunty)

everyone has a cape on

and i’m still like

“yeah duh…what else would you wear in this situation”

i been thinking about it all week

(its lowkey all i can think ab0ut)

which is crazy because i'm not even a

"DC DICK SUCKER"

(even if i'm about to use both hands and suck)

historically

i think he's boring

he's usually written by someone who doesn't understand:

what it’s like to wield

unfathomable power

the depth of

genuine kindness

have a

sense of humor

and isn’t a

freak

(this Superman definitely sucks toes)

outside of

My Adventures with Superman

(he might be the freakiest)

i haven’t related to a movie

THIS MUCH

since

DUNE PT 2

(...the visions…they’re getting stronger "Chani")

i even watched

Man of Steel

(AND BATMAN VS SUPERMAN)

again

(for reference)

i

"fell alseep"

(came so hard out of boredom, i passed out before the 2nd act)

my attention span

(which i’ve actively been training)

is a really good indicator of my enjoyment

and that shit is boring

(AS FUCK)

some of you just have a

“man-crush”

(probably need to go have a drink at Eagle NYC)

on

Henry Cavill

(it’s okay he’s hot)

just admit you want him to cum on your face

(we all do)

so i went and saw

SUPERMAN

again

so i must gush

so

PHAT SPOILERS

(SOWWY)

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