didn't pilot the EVA all week

(that was just sitting on my computer)

been

catching up

on

High Potential

(autism is winning...BIG TIME)

still been

"busy"

(you must bounce on it...CRRRRRAZZYYY STYLEEEEEEEUH)

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(filament edition)

(like baba...like baby)

PRAGMATA

OKAY SO

i absolutely

FUCKING ADORED

this game

(i'm a slut for space and feelings)

after

playing the demo

i knew this was gonna

"FUCK ME UP"

(make me think AND cry)

SO

i had

prepared myself

for

"heartache"

(the shit that gets you Game of the Year)

this game is so

ORIGINAL

it's

FUCKING SCARY

(keep giving the weird people resources)

like

the gameplay

is so

AUTISTIC CODED

(the arguments in that office gotta be HILARIOUS)

it'll have you

dodging shit

shooting shit

and

solving a puzzle

all while

thrusting through space

(like putting a vibrator directly on the clit of my brain)

i've never played 

Resident Evil

(i need a battle buddy to beat one of those)

BUT

it's like 

Resident Evil

for 

PUSSY SPACE NERDS

(the vacuum of space is arguably scarier than zombies imo)

like

Kena: Bridge of Spirits

(...i still think about you...)

it understands that it's

A FUCKING VIDEO GAME

and not

A FUCKING HEADACHE

(thank god this mfer is linear and save liberal)

SO

every moment

doing puzzles

and

merking filiment

was

purposeful and enjoyable

(a rarity in todays gaming ecosystem)

i played

HALF

of it

NATIVELY

on

MY STEAM DECK

(it runs so well...it feels wrong)

and

STREAMED

the other half on

GFORCE NOW

(they must have spent YEARS on her hair)

ODDLY

i have

ZERO COMPLAINTS

for

EITHER VERSION

(a game being this polished in 2026 is literally terrifying)

after spending

10+ hours

with

Hugh and Diana

(parental unit goals)

i've come out of it with

a renewed sense of hope for the future

and

a radically diffrent view on parenthood

(that literally sounds psychotic coming from me)

playing this

gave me

THE EXACT SAME FEELING

i felt after watching

BABES

(if having one of these lil fuckers is like this...i'm down)

this lil mfer

even be

doodlin'

(like baba...like baby)

i often had to remind myself

i'm caring for a robot

and not

an actual child

(it's so immersive i started calling Diana... Snookums)

Hugh and Diana

have this

ADORABLE ASS BANTER

that's literally

UNMATCHED

(i can't wait to have a lil autistic genius yapping on my back)

PREVIOUSLY

i had said:

"it's going to make me bawl my eyes out"

i'd like to

report back

and say

...not completely...

(i'm glad i braced for impact)

but i did

"wipe my eyes"

(MULTIPLE TIMES)

and

cried when it ended

(you bastards can't just do that to people)

as of

RIGHT NOW

this is my

GAME OF THE YEAR

(thats going to be hard to top)

HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT

especially if you're looking for something

"different"

(it's so good i beat it...CRIED... and i'm still playing it)

thank you

CAPCOM

for taking

A FUCKING RISK

in this:

SAFE

half baked

SOULESS

corporate

AI INFESTED

live service

HELLSCAPE

that is

GAMING IN 2026

(your bravery doesn't go unnoticed)

4.5/5

(PUT EM IN SMASH BROS...IMMEDIATELY)

☢︎