didn't pilot the EVA all week

(i just realized i rip)

caught up on

Abbott Elementary

(thank you Quinta...i was about to riot)

i understand

"building tension"

(the ratings gotta be UP)

BUT

never

play with my heart

like that

EVER AGAIN

(the world is already fucked up)

i rode a

Blue Citi Bike

for

the first time

in

a long time

(i miss my baby)

AND

all i can say is

a captialist made that bike

(something with wheels being that slow should be illegal)

still been

"busy"

(she’s waiting)

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(ain't shit edition)

(the inevitable)

STRANGERS

"whY HaVen'T yOu rEaD a BooK iN aWhiLe"

(i read em' all)

OR

at least

all the ones i wanted to

(now that i've calmed down...i realize i was TWEAKING)

the problem with

"gorging yourself"

(how you act when you don't think you have a future)

is that

INEVITABLY

you get

"full"

(finally realizing you can actually chew your food)

SO

i had been in a

BOOK SLUMP

for

MONTHS

(i literally couldn't find a book that gripped me)

it got to the point

where

i was googling:

"...quick good books 2026..."

(YIKES)

and

this came up

(my algorithm knows i'm a rich white bitch at heart)

SO

i figured:

"...why the hell not..."

(my people loved it)

LITERALLY

from

THE FIRST PAGE

i was

FUCKIN' HOOKED

(WHITE PEOPLE BE MESSY)

I DO NOT WANT TO SPOIL IT

(even though Goodreads did)

BUT

it's written

SO WELL

it kinda

DOESN'T MATTER

(generational banger characteristics)

IRONICALLY

something

i always say

to

people i care about is:

"...don't be a stranger..."

(my favorite southern send off)

because

becoming a stranger

to someone

you were once warm with

is arguably

the most crushing thing that can happen

in any relationship

(platonic or romantic)

i'm a

LOVER

so

I LOVE LOVE

(it literally makes the world go round)

SO

reading this

REALLY HURT MY HEART

(NIGGAS AIN'T SHIT)

idk

when

or to

whom

(hurry up dork)

BUT

even after reading this i'm

STILL

extremely excited to

ONE DAY

eventually

GET MARRIED

(i'm too rad to be cumming in my hand)

EVEN THOUGH

potentially

ONE DAY

my world could

CRUMBLE

leaving only

THE SHATTERED REMAINS OF MY REALITY

(and dignity)

which

...isn't that bad...

(it happened to me before...you recover)

WORST

comes to

WORST

(the inevitable)

i take

THE MOST TRUAMATIC MOMENT OF MY LIFE

and turn it into

A NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER

(the inevitable)

4.5/5

(proud of you for not going full “Gone Girl”)

☢︎