didn't pilot the EVA all week

(i haven't bought a board since March 3rd…2025)

CONGRATS

to

THE ARSENAL

on becoming

CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND

(i told you)

there's still

MORE WORK TO DO

("STAY SHARP")

BUT

I'M SO PROUD OF Y'ALL

(seeing this many people around the world smile is crazy)

started playing

Forza Horizon 6

(i can't wait to gush about it next week)

still been

"busy"

so

ONES O’ MEDIA

(soul edition)

(...you're gonna need it...)

SURFS UP

"weird week"

(I TOLD YOU I WASN’T FUCKING DELUSIONAL)

SO

something in me

was like:

...it's time to watch Surf's Up...

(also the youtube algoithm was nudging me)

i liked this movie

A LOT

as a kid

(it's like tubular Happy Feet)

BUT

i don't think i fully

“got it”

(i had to live it out shot for shot)

i used to be

A LOT

like

Cody

(desperate but correct)

it's gotten to the point

mfers in my

IMMEDATE FAMILY

still assume i'm

"DREAMING"

(i beat the delusional allegations years ago...have you)

BUT

NOW

(if you're actually paying fucking attention)

you'd be

ABUNDANTLY AWARE

of the fact that i'm

Big Z

(i literally forget i'm GOATED every morning)

BUT

I'D NEVER FAKE MY DEATH

(i’m around…i just don't surf)

i'm

1000%

a

Big Z

type

teacher:

student:

"...why is there a fleshlight..."

me:

"...you're gonna need it..."

BUT

ultimately i'm

CHICKEN JOE

(mfers tried to cook me…so i became their king)

"SURFING"

(painting with your soul)

is so much more than

CLOUT

AND

A TROPHY

(it's literally about your essence)

mfers be

solely in it for:

attettion 

glory 

and 

questionable pussy

(what idiots die for)

it really

BOGGLES MY MIND

that

ALL THIS MEDIA EXISTS

and mfers

STILL CHOOOSE

to act like

TANK EVANS

(all while having a desolate trophy cabinet)

to actually

FUCKING RIP

takes

EVERYTHING

(i would know)

it takes

TIME

SPACE

AND 

PATIENCE

(beyond comprehension)

BUT

MOST IMPORTANTLY

A FUCKING SOUL

(something some of you mfers do not have)

for something

that feels more like 

SOUL TRANSCENDENCE

(i’ve yet to find a more clarifying activity)

than a

"QUANTIFIABLE SPORT"

(the older i get the more artful it becomes)

SO

IT'S WILD TO ME

mfers are still worried about

“POINTS”

(go throw a ball)

i've still

NEVER BEEN

surfing

(Far Rock doesn't have lifeguards and i can’t trust you fucks)

BUT 

i am excited to

SKATE AGAIN

(i miss ripping and i'm sick of talking about myself too)

☢︎