didn't pilot the EVA all week

(the trucks i need don't technically exist...just like me)


also

i truly didn't think my

NOT SKATING

would be so

"controversial"

(how mfers acted i seriously didn't think people gave a fuck)


i'm genuinely sorry for the

"chaos"

(proving the importance of having a fucking backbone)

but it was something i had to do

for myself

(it'll happen again)


i literally haven't done anything all week

i've been

"recovering"

from last week

(i tried to tell y'all...i've lived a “funny” life)


i honestly can’t recall

ANYTHING

i did this week


but i did

“come out the other side”

(wanked the week away)

with this

(prettyfeet FC)

we’ve only won one game so far

(you 99 sweats need help)


so my week has consisted of either

"my phone in my hand"

(hoping to write the World Sports to end all World Sports)

or

"my meat in my hand"

(whacking it to peak)

but usually both


so

i haven't ingested anything of substance

(the lineup for next week SLAPS though)

so

NONES O' MEDIA

(SOWWY)


also

i think i have to

"save the sacred timeline"

(WHAT I WAS TRYING TO FUCKING PREVENT)


so

that takes precedence over

"this"

(literal peak)

and always will☢︎