didn't pilot the EVA all week

(my pinky toe isn't calloused anymore...i've gone soft)

HAPPY PRIDE

(someone queer probably made your favorite thing)

been playing

MARVEL SNAP

(i forgot how addicting this game is)

still been

"busy"

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(karma edition)

(something equally as stubborn)

ARCO

OKAY SO

when this

came out

i really

wanted to see it in theaters

(i was sold off of the poster)

the art style

FUCKING EATS

(how the fuck you'd make that with like 4 colors and 9 lines)

BUT

at the time i had

"a lot going on"

(was living in squalor)

SO

i was using my

OUTSIDE TOKENS

on

STAYING SANE

(i'm only allowed fresh air like twice a month)

SO

when i finally

"banked up enough tokens"

(found the strength in me to open my front door)

it

wasn't playing

in

theaters anymore

(WHOMP WHOMP)

something that has been

ABSOLUTELY

FUCKING

HAUNTING ME

about

WANTING KIDS

is that i'm a

"WORKAHOLIC"

(someone has to pick up the slack)

i'm also

"stubborn as fuck"

(can usually make the right decision for myself)

so

ME

(queen annoying)

+

whatever

HARDHEADED FUCK

(a literal angel)

i decide to

TURN INTO AN ÉCLAIR

(Charlie Bucket)

could only

CONCOCT SOMETHING

that’s

"EQUALLY AS STUBBORN"

(too smart to be parented...too young to not have supervision)

SO

this movie

is

ACTUALLY TERRIFYING

(karma)

because

having

an

Iris

(a little bitch so smart you just have to believe her)

if not

an

Arco

("...what fucking dimension are y'all raising him in...")

IF

NOT

BOTH

AT THE

SAME TIME

(KARMA)

is literally

IMMINENT

(thank god i have s-tier media literacy)

SO

i'm hoping

with all of y'alls guidance

my household

lands somewhere in between

Iris'

(the plot of Jimmy Neutron and Malibu's Most Wanted)

and

Arco's:

(an airfryer away from being cave dwellers)

i

work

from

home

(i'm always working but you can always bug me)

there's like

4 screens

in the

entire house

(how you levitate in your slumber)

and

THE HOUSEKEEPER

is

AUTISTIC AS FUCK

(how you keep your kids cared for)

you know

a movie is good

when:

"Padmé"

"Buddy The Elf"

"Sí...se puede!"

and

"A Lonely Islander"

ARE IN THE SAME MOVIE

and

YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE

(literally peak)

i'm

kinda glad

i waited to watch this

until it came to streaming

(being able to interject as loud as i wanted was nice)

because

it would have been

"awkward"

(every parent in the theater must have been FUCKED UP)

4/5

(i'll start budgeting for Life360)

☢︎