didn't pilot the EVA all week

(this shit gets funnier by the day)

HAPPY JUNETEENTH

(chop chop)

CONGRATULATIONS

TO THE

NEW YORK KNICKS

ON BECOMING

2026 NBA CHAMPIONS

(NYC IS FOR CHAMPS NOT CHUMPS)
(YEEEEEEEEEEEEER)

been playing

MARVEL RIVALS

THIS MFER

SCOTT SUMMERS

IS

FUCKING BUSTED

(DO NOT FIX HIM)

watching

the

wOrLd cUp

(week one was peak)

SO

like everyone else

WITH A BRAIN

i haven't been

DOING SHIT

BUT

YELLING AT MY WALL

(my favorite activity)

so

MEDIA CONSUMPTION

has been

LOW

(go outside)

still been

"busy"

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(tweak edition)

(TWEAKIN')

MY CUNTY LIL MOKA POT

OKAY SO

i recently got a

MOKA POT

(...obviously...she's pink...)

if you

KNOW ME

(y'all still don't know shit)

YOU'D KNOW

i'm a

TEA GIRLIE

(my life is too slow for that much caffeine)

AT MOST 

i'll do a 

DIRTY CHAI

(the sluttiest drink you can order)

BUT

i've been

"UNDERSTANDING MORE"

(being legendary is nuts...it's like 90% unemployed behavior)

so i'm

OCCUPYNG MY TIME

by

ACQUIRING MORE SKILLS

since i can't really

LEAVE THE CRIB

(PEP take notes)

YEARS AGO

(like in college)

i was

"A BEAN HEAD"

(a bitch had a lot to get done and no energy to do it)

SO

i’ve tried

ALMOST EVERYTHING

(i had a french press before i had a weed pen)

BUT SOMEHOW

i had never used

A MOKA POT

(as baffling as that sounds)

SO

i decided to

IMPULSIVELY BUY ONE

(prime tweaker behavior)

NEEDLESS TO SAY 

I'M

FUCKING TWEAKIN'

(after my first sip i knew there was no turning back)

"...HoW cOuLd yOu SwEAr oFf coFFeE?!?..."

(nap time literally makes life worth living)

PLUS

i have an

"ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY"

(if i fuck with something…why stop?)

SO

i've been

MOVING LIKE THIS

(unfortunately)

ALSO

that

BIKE RIDE

TUESDAY

(prime tweaker behavior)

was

FUELED BY:

MARIJUANA

and 

MY CUNTY LIL MOKA POT

(the lifeblood of legends)

☢︎