didn't pilot the EVA all week

(...i forgot Go Skateboarding Day existed...)

been watching

WEEDS

for the

MILLIONTH TIME

(WHERE IS JENJI WHEN YOU NEED HER)

still

watching

the

wOrLd cUp

(it's fucking peak…also…see i told you)

still been

"busy"

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(n-word edition)

(i wonder why)

I LIKE MOVIES

OKAY SO

i've

LOVED THIS MOVIE

for

YEARS

(watching it all unfold is as stressful as watching futbol)

for

A MOVIE

about

A BOY

(MAN CHILD)

and his

"DREAMS"

(DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR)

it's

EXTREMELY RELEVANT

(having a narc bestie is yet another autistic rite of passage)

SO

if you haven't

SEEN THIS MOVIE

(i highly suggest you do...it's lowkey peak)

i'm gonna

APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE

because i'm finna

SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF IT

(i waited FOUR WHOLE YEARS to do this one)

AGAIN

I LOVE THIS MOIVE

(NOT LIKE...LOVE)

BECAUSE

it really

CAPTURES ALL OF THE:

CONFUSION

(YEARS OF IT)

SADNESS

(YEARS OF IT)

and

PHYCHOLOGICAL MADNESS

(mfers will have you thinking you’re the unreasonable one)

that comes with

HANGING OUT

with

"N-WORDS"

(mfers too up their own ass to smell reality)

“...WAiT….ThAt soUnDS A LoT LiKe yOu...”

(absolutely not...most N-WORDS are dilettantes)

there is a

MASSIVE DIFFERENCE

between being an

"N-WORD"

(too unaware to be taken fucking seriously)

AND

being

AUTISTIC

(too aware to do much else but think about yourself)

BEING AUTISTIC

means the

GROUP OF FRIENDS

you can

PICK FROM

that fit

"PSYCHOLOGICALLY"

(it’s either ego issues personified or a mfer who eats boogers)

is

"SLIM"

(until you realize you’re more capable than you think)

SO

here are some

EXAMPLES

from

THE MOVIE

that are

ONE TO ONE

with

MY LIFE

(unfortunately)

THEY

LIE

ABOUT

NOT WHACKIN' IT

(an N-WORD cried when i asked who their fav pornstar was)

THEY'RE

NEVER THE DRIVER

(i wonder why)

THEY'RE

VIOLENTLY CODEPENDENT

(i wonder why)

THEY'RE

"ANNOYING"

(a dirt nap is more enjoyable than N-WORD word salad)

THEY'RE

TOO INSECURE

TO

ACKNOWLEGE OTHERS GREATNESS

(it's in all of us...even you)

THEY

NEED THEIR LIFE TO CRUMBLE

BEFORE THEY COME TO AN

"EPIPHANY"

(finally realizing you've been the problem the whole time)

THEY

DO NOT LISTEN

(active listening is the highest form of love there is)

THEY REQUIRE

UNQUESTIONED ADMIRATION

WHILE

NEVER DOING ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL

(not putting up points and thinking you're MJ is phychotic)

THEY

LIE

ABOUT

STUPID SHIT

(the reason i usually tell 1000% of the truth)

THEY

WEAR INSANE SHIT

PURELY FOR

FUCKING ATTENTION

(my nigga just be normal)

"...aGaIn...ThAt SouNdS LiKe YoU..."

(it took 3 years of therapy to realize i'm not the problem)

SO

FORTUNATELY

FOR

Y’ALL

I'M NOT AN

"N-WORD"

(🤪)

BUT

AS SOMEONE WHO IS

FULL BORE AUTISTIC

(this shit never ends)

IRONICALLY

i have

SYMPATHY

for

MOST N-WORDS

(our brains are literally soup...it's easy to fuck up a batch)

EVEN THOUGH

AT ONE POINT:

ALL I COULD TALK ABOUT

WAS

MOVING TO NYC

WHILE ALWAYS WEARING

"THAT FUCKING BAG"

(PEAK AUTISTIC PREPAREDNESS)

MFERS

WHO

ACTUALLY KNOW ME

LITERALLY

COULD NEVER CALL ME

AN

"N-WORD"

(maybe the other one...but never in a million years this one)

☢︎