didn't pilot the EVA all week

(...it's officially been a whole year...i hope you're happy...)

CONGRATS

TO

ESPAÑA

FOR

WINNING

THE

wOrLd cUp

(it's my country of birth...i can't be too upset about it)

saw

THE ODYSSEY

in

70MM

(please get off twitter...this movie is peak)

if you

COULDN'T TELL

by my

"DEMEANOR"

(being off-putting)

GREEK MYTHOLOGY

was

MY SHIT

(the horse cock came after years of being on honor roll)

so

OBVIOUSLY

this

"GOT MY DICK HARD"

(had me crying at the beauty of it)

5/5

(I WANT ODYSSEUS!!!!)

FINALLY

watched

OBSESSION

(that was literally my old life)

mfers used to

APOLOGIZE TO ME

for

BEING IN THE RELATIONSHIP

that i was in

WILLINGLY

(you know shits sad when even the bartender is sad for you)

4/5

(REAL LOVE ONLY)

still been

"busy"

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(hope edition)

(for a lil)

DENSHATTACK!

OKAY SO

this one is

"QUICK"

(i'm trying my hardesst to not info dump)

this game is

"FUCKED UP"

(literally fuck you for being this creative)

SO

i feel like it's

BEST ENJOYED

kinda

"BLIND"

(just know you're about to have the most fun of your life)

it's a

GAME ABOUT:

AN AUTISTIC GIRL

WHO LIVES IN JAPAN

WHO LOVES:

TRAINS

HER FRIENDS

and

FUCKING TWEAKING

(we'd get along great)

so obviously

I LOVED IT

(it made me press pause to scratch my head in confusion)

this is another

"VIDEO GAME ASS VIDEO GAME"

(PEAK JOY BRINGER)

A LOT OF PEOPLE

are

COMPARING IT

to

TONY HAWK

(PEAK ARCADE GAME)

something i can

FULLY UNDERSTAND

(you gotta get mfers foot in the door somehow)

BUT

if you're

ACTUALLY A FUCKING TWEAKER

(i have a sub 300 ranked speedrun in THPS 1+2)

YOU'D REALIZE

something

"ALMOST IMMEDIATELY"

(the second the train does a fucking heelflip)

THEY ARE

VERY

VERY

VERY

FUCKING DIFFERENT

(my Tony has never Hawked like this)

a

"MORE ACCURATE READ"

(i fucking love games)

is that it's

OLLI OLLI

ON

FUCKING CRACK

(some of the set peices in this game are god tier)

i was

ITCHING

for

A GAME

where i

COULD JUST:

PICK IT UP

(fondle the sticks for a lil)

and

PUT IT DOWN

(impulsivly pick it back up 10 mins later)

FOR IT

TO

LITERALLY

BE ON

FUCKING RAILS

(and my brain thanks y'all for it)

it's anything but

"PREDICTABLE"

(it's like a 9 hour episode of FOOLY COOLY)

UNSUPRINGLY

it's given me

HOPE FOR THE FUTURE

(...not everyone is capitalist fucking bastard 🥲...)

5/5

(YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE)

☢︎