didn't pilot the EVA all week

(i’m unbelievably disappointed in y’all)

saw

One Battle After Another

in

70mm

yesterday

(VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN)

rewatched

WandaVision

(Elizabeth Olsen is so yummy)

my favorite

MARVEL TELEVISION

project

SO FAR

(i haven’t finished Daredevil yet)

AND

yet another

"glimpse into the future"

(i don't think i can psychologically afford twins)

been

"watching"

(having it constantly playing as background noise)

VEEP

the

overly vulgar

nonsensical

political

yap

(surprisingly more coherent than the actual news)

is so comforting to me

(empty bickering is my white noise machine)

also

JLD

is barefoot

A LOT

(god bless you)

they put

SUPERMAN

on

HBO MAX

so i been

TWEAKING

(minimum once a day)

(my morning coffee)
(my nightcap)

PHAT CONGRATS

to the

Ballon d'Or

winners

Aitana Bonmatí

(i understand why they picked you)

and

Ousmane Dembélé

(the straw i wanted to get picked)

YOU BOTH DESERVE IT

so

outside of all that

i haven’t been doing much but

“whacking it”

(it’s losing its luster…get it together…i’m bored)

and

“preparing”

(i refuse to be another victim to the IRS)

“rainy week”

(just enough to be stuck inside feeling nuts)

SO

ONES O’ MEDIA

(i ❤️ MILFS edition)

also

“yOu’vE bEEn SLaCkin’ LAtEly”

i guess???

but i’m trying to not use

“the bangers”

(the to-do list is YUMMY)

until the next

“era”

(closer to final form)

so have

“grace”

(my laptop is still FUCKED)

for my

“output”

(i’m your entire personality…i’m entitled to a break)

(my piss probably tastes delicious)

FIRECRACKER LIQUID IV

“why’d you stop doing irl and food stuff?”

well i didn’t have a

back facing camera

for over a year

(i finally got to update my dick pic)

so

by internet standards

“i didn’t exist”

(if the phone didn’t see it…did it even happen?)

so now that i have a

new phone

(shes so cunty i can’t put her down)

I’M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT

when i worked at the

NAVY EXCHANGE

there was a

MILF

(emphasis on ILF)

vendor

i’d chit chat with

OFTEN

(probably a QOS and probably a republican but oh so HOT)

one day she came in

and showed me

Liquid IV

when they had just gone

“global”

(got placed on every end-cap in America)

i remember tasting the

sample cup

and saying something like

“OH THIS IS A BANGER”

(and it wasn’t even this peak flavor)

but at the time it was

2020

so my

“hydration”

(properly nourishing my body)

took a back seat

to

“not jumping”

(i literally wanted to die every morning)

BUT

NOW THAT I’M NOT DEPRESSED

(even the computer said “mild” depression)

i’ve been focusing on

doing what i can

to

stay alive

(actually cherish my life)

i’ve been going through like

4-5 POUCHES

A DAY

FOR TASTE

(only 16 come in a pack)

never have i ever

had something replicate

the taste of my childhood

so accurately

(it tastes like spigot water and day long curb ball sessions)

so

needless to say this is on my

AMAZON

SCHEDULED DELIVERIES

(WEEKLY)

proving

(for the millionth time)

ALWAYS

LISTEN

TO

MILFS

(ALWAYS)

they‘re the world’s

“most fuckable”

(visibly yearning for more cum)

backbone

☢︎