didn't pilot the EVA all week

(if you'd knock on my door...i have a list for you)

watched

LONG STORY SHORT

(GOOD GOD IT'S PEAK)

i was going to be passive and say

"pls make more"

but the world needs it

BADLY

so i'm just going to say

MAKE MORE ASAP

started playing

GEARS OF WAR RELOADED

im rusty

AS FUCK

but

im enjoying the fuck out of it

(the gnasher of nostalgia shot me right back to 2013)

every

BIRTHDAY WEEK

i allow myself to not care about

"output"

(i do enough already…i really don't care)

so

obviously

ONES O' MEDIA

(same clothes...same pose...different eyes edition)

ALSO

if you see me outside with my

"parental units"

this weekend

BE

FUCKING

NORMAL

(FINALLY IT'S OVER)

A SLIDESHOW OF MY 20s

i turned

30

on tuesday

(ALONE)

so

i was going to write something

"long-winded"

(something to make you cry)

because my

20s

we're

FUCKED

(even if i did come out GOATED)

but instead

i opted for something more

"sentimental"

(something to make you cry and cum)

so here are

A FUCK TON

of photos from my

20s

(with and without context)

ENJOY

(please whack it responsibly)

(miss you Striker)
(met the designer of blubba at blubba...we have the same name...weird)

(might twist my hair again)

(idk what the fuck i was even learning)

(i lived around the corner)

(one of my favorite photos)

(my productivity era....s/o Lavante)
(MUJI PLEASE BRING THESE SLIPPERS BACK)

(the last time i got flowers was 5 years ago at work...to sell)

(my life was price cuts for a few years)
(mfers tried to fry me for being tasteful...)

(everyone starts somewhere)

(love you Auts)
(my work fits used to go crazy)

(love you RhyRhy)

(climbed my first mountain...miss y'all)

(still have yet to go surfing)
(i'd get off work and immediately have a camera in my face)
(your favorite retired model turned role model)
(moments after falling asleep in my impossible whopper on my break)
(the only thing i miss about Richmond is the river)
(not high)
(stayed on that fucking china bus pt 1)
(my first time in NYC as an adult)
(i'm glad this shirt got retired poetically)
(so bby)
(i stole that shirt because that fuck owed me $300)
(i'll probably never do that again in my life)
(my first taste of freedom)
(piped up and confused)
(i lived in Benny's)
(stayed on that fucking china bus pt 2)
(Broad City pin forever)
(my first apartment in Brooklyn...s/o gypsy housing)

(stayed on that fucking china bus pt 3)

(stressed out in a hot tub...very accurate)

(bad apple)

(my Dad took this)

(how it started)

(how it ended)

(the month after)

(i think i might have been getting "domestically abused")
(mfers were calling me crazy in 2019)

as you can see

i've changed

A LOT

in

10 years

(mostly for the better)

so

HOPEFULLY

the next 10 will be

"less damaging"

(the shit i had to see and not say anything about🫣)

so good riddance to my

20s

('THANK YOU, NEXT')

AND

HELLO TO MY

30s

may you be as bountiful as my

20s

(hopefully with more footjobs and less trauma) ☢︎