didn't pilot the EVA all week

(everyday is an opportunity to do the right thing)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

("...i welcome the change...")

(…i woke up at 12:01…)

my

"New Year's Resolution"

(a life improvement i actually feel comfortable telling y'all)

is to

"defile more feet"

(even if it's the same pair all year)

saw

NO OTHER CHOICE

in

35mm

(holy fuck that was good)

the first person to

"read that script"

(belly laughing and even more eye squinting)

must have had

"thoughts"

(deeply concerned but deeply intrigued)

THANK YOU

for

the earworm

the giggles

and

the trauma

(these fuckers had me tap dancing in my seat)

4.5/5

i think i have to

apologize???

(apologizing for existing feels as insane as it sounds)

sorry if i caused

"irreversible psychological damage"

(blame autism)

thankfully

Grosso

explained this

“phenomenon”

(cold hard fucking reality)

OHHH SO ELOQUENTLY

0:00
/0:23

(sorry for publicly having rhythm and a brain)

i had a

"do nothing week"

(...i'm so fucking tired...)

readjusting back to

"reality"

(not pacing around my childhood bedroom)

takes time

so

ONES O' MEDIA

(double check edition)

(…sorry…)

ONE TO ONE: JOHN & YOKO

i used to fucking

HATE

The Beatles

(too many white guys made it their entire personality)

BUT

recently

i’ve become a

“convert”

(this might be my most egregious flip to date honestly)

so in learning more about

The Beatles

i had an

“epiphany”

(finally having a reference point for wtf is going on)

the conclusion i came to was

…i think i might be Yoko…

(brain pussy wet enough to topple a cultural behemoth)

so i watched this to

“double check”

(make sure i wasn’t being fucking delusional)

Yoko

"won"

because

it wasn't that difficult of a decision

push the world

or

push the wheel

(GeE I WoNder whEre i'Ll gO)

so

i'll spare you peak

(it's a vibe doc anyways)

and

leave you with this

it’s all about

THE MIND

(...sorry...)

☢︎