didn’t pilot the EVA all week

(100+ days since i last skated…give me my chip)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

even though i

(usually)

NEVER GET TO PARTICIPATE ANYMORE

(the highest societal honor)

i’m

“THE WITCH”

(resident freak)

so

…everyday is Halloween for me…

(unfortunately)

i do miss

dressing up

and

getting fucking trashed

tho

(normie shit is fun SOMETIMES)

been watching

OG NARUTO

(Haruka Kanata always sends me back to 5th grade)

started

water coloring

(i too am victim of the Tiktok Shop)

i have

NO IDEA

what i’m doing

but i ammmm

ENJOYING MYSELF

same ol’

same ol’

(EATING)

so

SOMES O’ MEDIA

(spooky edition)

(this one’s quick)

THE VVITCH

i couldn’t sleep

so i figured

“fuck it…might as well terrify myself”

(very witchy…very stupid)

i knew it was going to get

“weird”

(30 mins of what the fuck)

because it’s

“slow as a bitch”

(i dry whacked it to ambient puritan pain for 55 mins)

as

“weird”

(literally my life)

as it was

i really enjoyed it

3.5/5

(TRUST GOATS)

(finna scalp a bitch)

THE CRAFT

i started watching it

eating a breakfast corndog

(@ nite)

smoking a cart

(i’m trying to quit but it’s economical)

and

painting my nails

(witching hard as fuck)

i've never seen it before

(holy fuck is this joint funny)

the

“practical effects”

(literal fucking rodents)

are

WILD

(even if that rat was fake i would have been SQUEALING)

outside of that

this movie

SLAPS

(is spooky accurate)

it also answers the question of

“why don’t you have more friends”

i’m literally

TERRIFIED

of

joining

(OR STARTING)

a

coven

(on accident)

i’ve literally never played

“light as a feather stiff as a board”

because

i’m afraid it’ll work

(i also don’t have friends)

i’m a lot like all the girls

EXCEPT FOR NANCY

(if someone called me a “negroid” i’d scalp a bitch too)

BUT

i’m most like

Sarah

(obviously)

she can

speak french

balance a pencil

(WITH HER MIND)

and

has an effortlessly cunty demeanor

(THIS BITCH GOTTA BE A WITCH)

like

Sarah

i’m a

“natural witch”

(shit just be happening)

BUT

i only use my powers for

parlor tricks

protection

privilege

and

pleasure

(the 4 P’s of the Poof)

never

POWER

(OR PEOPLE)

something i’ve

ALWAYS KNOWN

is

NEVER PLAY

NARC LOSER

WITH

THE SUPERNATURAL

(it always comes back 3x)

also

“do you still have your powers?!?”

i have

ALL THE POWER

(unfortunately)

also also

if i call someone a

“stupid bitch”

i apologize in advance

(it’s become my favorite stim)

☢︎