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"the chap in me"

the futbol opinions of a retired child prodigy turned burnout

man time (summer 25)

THE PREM IS BACK! (AND SO AM I ;p) THIS IS WTF I'M TALKING ABOUT BOYS BIG MOVES LOTS O’ DRAMA (NO SNOOZE FEST DETECTED) LOTS O’ MONEY

24/25 women's wrap up

me having this level of “ball knowledge” has to be funny (if not a bit jarring) because my “arc” is giving ex-varsity cheerleader turned OF e-girl but it’s been

24/25 mens season wrap up

your turn boys ENJOY 😘 also i didn’t get into this but i’m lowkey a Real Madrid fan (i’m not gonna comment on the season…shit be happening)

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