"the chap in me"

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS  IF YOU'RE BETTING  ON  WOMEN'S SPORTS YOU NEED HELP (that’s like smoking resin) BUT IF YOUR PARLAY HIT RUN

THE PREM IS BACK! (AND SO AM I ;p) THIS IS WTF I'M TALKING ABOUT BOYS BIG MOVES LOTS O’ DRAMA (NO SNOOZE FEST DETECTED) LOTS O’ MONEY

"WHERE IS MY FAVORTIE FUTTY NEWS??" sorry i've been busy (i got like 9 jobs...all unpaid) also the homepage CSS is FFFUCKED for this tag

me having this level of “ball knowledge” has to be funny (if not a bit jarring) because my “arc” is giving ex-varsity cheerleader turned OF e-girl but it’

your turn boys ENJOY 😘 also i didn’t get into this but i’m lowkey a Real Madrid fan (i’m not gonna comment on the season…shit be happening)