didn't pilot the EVA all week
(...a moment of silence for all of the clits rubbed raw...)
saw
SUPERGIRL
(y'all are scoring it too low)
i’m not even in my
“DC DICK SUCKER ERA”
(those mfers really made FUCKING PEAK)
BUT
i did
READ THE
didn't pilot the EVA all week
(...i forgot Go Skateboarding Day existed...)
been watching
WEEDS
for the
MILLIONTH TIME
(WHERE IS JENJI WHEN YOU NEED HER)
still
watching
the
wOrLd cUp
still been
"busy"
so
ONES O' MEDIA
(n-word edition)
I LIKE MOVIES
OKAY
didn't pilot the EVA all week
(this shit gets funnier by the day)
HAPPY JUNETEENTH
CONGRATULATIONS
TO THE
NEW YORK KNICKS
ON BECOMING
2026 NBA CHAMPIONS
been playing
MARVEL RIVALS
THIS MFER
SCOTT SUMMERS
IS
FUCKING BUSTED
(DO NOT FIX HIM)
watching
the
wOrLd cUp
SO
like everyone
didn’t pilot the EVA all week
(i haven’t even pushed to the corner store all year)
been playing
REMATCH
ALSO
started
playing
South of Midnight
i'm
ENJOYING IT
(it's fucking strange but my inner southern belle likes it)
still been
"busy"
so
"wHo's WRiTinG tHiS ScRipT?!?"
(i think me but idk)
unlike the
WOMEN'S WRITE UP
(y'all bring so much joy to my life)
for the
MEN'S WRITE UP
(me handing your paper back face down)
UNFORTUNATELY
my words are
"LESS