didn't pilot the EVA all week
(....i fear the Whackpocalypse™ is eternal...)
still
watching
the
wOrLd cUp
(the universal sign for choking)
thank you
ROSE
and all my
GOTHAM GIRLIES
(i'm so fucking proud of y'all)
for the
"PALATE CLEANSER"
(BALLIN'
didn't pilot the EVA all week
(...sorry...)
watching
the
wOrLd cUp
still
been
"busy"
so
ONES O' MEDIA
(literally edition)
OKAY SO
y’all already know
WHAT'S COMING
(i hate that i have to do this)
BUT
i refuse to
TAINT
the
wOrLd
didn't pilot the EVA all week
(...a moment of silence for all of the clits rubbed raw...)
saw
SUPERGIRL
(y'all are scoring it too low)
i’m not even in my
“DC DICK SUCKER ERA”
(those mfers really made FUCKING PEAK)
BUT
i did
READ THE
didn't pilot the EVA all week
(...i forgot Go Skateboarding Day existed...)
been watching
WEEDS
for the
MILLIONTH TIME
(WHERE IS JENJI WHEN YOU NEED HER)
still
watching
the
wOrLd cUp
still been
"busy"
so
ONES O' MEDIA
(n-word edition)
I LIKE MOVIES
OKAY
didn't pilot the EVA all week
(this shit gets funnier by the day)
HAPPY JUNETEENTH
CONGRATULATIONS
TO THE
NEW YORK KNICKS
ON BECOMING
2026 NBA CHAMPIONS
been playing
MARVEL RIVALS
THIS MFER
SCOTT SUMMERS
IS
FUCKING BUSTED
(DO NOT FIX HIM)
watching
the
wOrLd cUp
SO
like everyone